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(no subject) [Nov. 7th, 2008|11:09 pm]
when her friend asked her what he should do to feel less lonely, she replied,
"sleep in a twin sized bed."

interesting idea, he thought, and nodded his head.

"don't you think?," she asked, shifting her weight from one foot to the other. she scratched her knee, took off her slippers and climbed into bed.

buttoning up her nightgown, a blue, cotton men's dress shirt, she hung up the phone and went to sleep.
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2008|07:21 am]
6:55am

lots of hoods, hoddies and track pants
car keys and thermos in hand;
dawn breaking along the edge of the city line horizon
whhoooooooooooooooo breathy cloud breathy cloud
you've got enough time before 7

move the car before we get a ticket
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Posted using TxtLJ [Oct. 16th, 2008|09:57 pm]
No time for pause! Shit just keeps moving forward until you realize it's too laaaaate
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Posted using TxtLJ [Oct. 16th, 2008|09:56 pm]
I live and die by the sound of the incoming text message!
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Posted using TxtLJ [Oct. 7th, 2008|10:17 pm]
Where are the asians and hispanics in this audience
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Posted using TxtLJ [Oct. 7th, 2008|09:44 pm]
If he says 'my friend' one more time...

ACK!
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Posted using TxtLJ [Sep. 27th, 2008|08:38 am]
Maybe my need to push buttons is.......unhealthy
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Posted using TxtLJ [Sep. 26th, 2008|10:37 pm]
Am I seeing this? Is mccain tearing up on camera? god
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Posted using TxtLJ [Sep. 26th, 2008|10:34 pm]
Wonder what those notes say.. Mccain needs to stop slithering and hissing with his tongue
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what the hell [Sep. 26th, 2008|12:46 am]
burgers and cupcakes doesn't exist
not tonight and not for a while

i have never felt as shitty as i do now and shitty about everything. it's amazing how i will never run out of things to feel and how i can actually feel THIS terrible. incredible beings we are! so sick of hearing me talk about feelings right? god shut up already
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jul. 15th, 2008|08:48 pm]
Mother to her little son about me: 'Leave the lady alone.' :( I'm a lady.
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 25th, 2008|05:03 pm]
Why do asians have to be such dicks to each other
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 24th, 2008|06:18 pm]
''You're cute in a 'I.ve taken a lot of boys' virginities' kind of way.''
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 24th, 2008|06:04 pm]
I'm done! I'm completely done
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 24th, 2008|03:17 pm]
..and then she thought..'What if this energy level of operation is because I'm older!'
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 24th, 2008|07:10 am]
Best part of vacay is not having to type
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 23rd, 2008|07:42 pm]
Uggggggggggg y isn't anyone picking up their phones!!
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 11th, 2008|07:29 am]
You arm yourself with amulets- jewelry. You bought them when you were stronger and happier. For times like this, all feelings need to be tangible and removable.
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 11th, 2008|06:27 am]
You replay the loss over and over again in your head
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Posted using TxtLJ [Jun. 10th, 2008|08:36 am]
..Now I know why they call them AEROsoles. I sound like I'm wearing little kid's sneakers with the air pumps
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